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occamsphaser:

I think depression is a lot like knowing you’re missing something, but you don’t know what, only that it’s very important and that you’re never going to find it.

It’s more like you know a word, and are about to say it, and everything’s going to make perfect sense, and then- BAM- gone, and you’re left looking like an idiot, snd using very vauge, iffy terms while stuttering.
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I need to say this

Well, i’ve been debating telling tumblr this for a while, and i only told my parents a month ago, but here it is.

I don’t understand the appeal of Ryan Gosling. Sure, i mean, he’s really blond, and i guess you could describe his blue eyes as dreamy…? His bone structure ain’t nothing too bad, either, i guess. If only there was a reason for me not understanding his sex appeal? Maybe it’s because i haven’t actually seen anything he’s ever acted in. Maybe it’s because i’m a lesbian. Maybe it’s because i have a deep and abiding distrust for people who are in Nicolas Sparks movies? It’s hard to say.

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digg:

Of all days…

Happy pie day. :)
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More Shitty Poetry (GASP!)

FORSOOTH THESE RYMES BE SICK
AND I MAY SOULD LIKE A DICK
BUT TO TELL A LIE
WOULD LEAD ME TO SAY ‘FIE’
BECAUSE THE ASS I WILL KICK

MY RHYMES ARE DOPER THAN JESUS
EVILDOERS WILL NOT SIEZE US
THEY’LL CHASE US ABOUT
AND I’LL KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT
WITH MY FIST OF GODDAMN FRESIAS

FRESIAS MADE OUT MOTHAFUCKIN WORDS
THAT SMELL FAINTLY OF CURDS
YOU MAY SAY ‘NO WAY’
BUT I’LL SAY ‘YES WHEY’
AND WE WILL HAVE REACHED A PARLAY.

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I can’t poem.

MY POEMS ARE AWFUL
BUTCHER CARNAGE IS OFFAL
THERE IS A SIMILARITY
FOR THOSE WITH CLARITY
AND IT CAN BE SAID WITH AUSTERITY.

FOR THOSE WHO WONDER
OR, PERCHANCE, WANDER
UPON MY LAMENTABLE VERSE
YOUR BRAIN TORN ASUNDER
AND SANITY PLUNDER
AND REACTION ANGRY AND TERSE

GOOD THINGS USUALLY ARISE
LIKE BROWNIES, CAKES, OR PIES
NOT SO WITH THIS POEM
UNLIKE XYLEM OR FLOEM
CANNOT STAND A REPRISE
OR ANALYTICAL EXERCISE.

IT AIN’T THE GODDAMN BARD
AND I’M SURE IT’S HARD
TO WADE THROUGH THIS LARD
OF GODDAMN MALLARD
SHIT.

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Drawing Challenge, day 3. Behold, my favorite food every, second to strawberries, which i cannot draw worth shit.

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Bored in class, so i draw buxom ladies. It’s awfully juvenile. But awesome.

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Drawing Challenge, day two: favorite animal. But i don’t have one, so here is a really mangy-looking cat. I drew this in history class, but i’m supposed to be learning about William McKinley.